BEST & WORST

The best milkshake I ever tasted was made by a friendly old soda jerk in an old-fashioned drugstore in the little town where I grew up.
The worst milkshake I ever retasted was made by my drunk college roommate by combining chocolate chip ice cream and Schlitz Malt Liquor in our dorm room in which I later threw up.

(2004)


WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER.

Well, that depends on the question. If the question is “What band did Eric Burdon form after leaving The Animals?” then the answer is “War”. If it’s “What’s good for absolutely nuthin’?”, then again the answer is “War”. “What’s a really violent bloody confrontation between powers which results in death and destruction?” Again “War” Is The Answer.

(2004)